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The most common question foreign guys ask Icelandic girls: Is it true what they say about Icelandic women?

English man: Is it true what they say abt the icelandic women?

Icelandic girl: Oh and what would that be?

English man: That they are gorgeous and dangerous

Icelandic girl: Yeah thats true, So what brings you to Iceland? Is it the fish? The clean air? Or is it the promiscuous women? What special offer did you fall for? Was it maybe the dirty weekend in Reykjavík? Or maybe the one night stand? Maybe its your dream to pester a Beautyqueen.

English man: Well you got to admit that you have a certain reputation.

Icelandic girl: Look, I dont know what they teach you in English mens magazines, but there is something you should know abt us Icelandic sluts. During viking age we build houses, we fought wars while raising like 20 children each. Through centurys we managed on our own while the men were out on sea, for years! And today we work like 12 hours a day and we have the highest birthrate in Europe, and we climb mountains, in all weathers. We participate in politics, sing in choruses and exircise our asses off, we grow basil and koriander in our kitchen windows, still we have time to look so gorgeous and be so dangerous, isint it amazing?
So with all of this my dear friends, do you really recon, we got a single minute left to be bimbos?